When I was in high school, I went on a field trip to a science lab. During that trip, I wandered away from my group into an area that was restricted.
While nosing around in this restricted area, I was bitten by a radioactive spider. As a result, I obtained super human powers and designed this cool looking suit to wear while fighting crime. I fight crime because…
…with great power comes great responsibility.
I’m just kidding. I’m the little kid in the picture, and I don’t look like that anymore.