When I was in high school, I went on a field trip to a science lab.  During that trip,  I wandered away from my group into an area that was restricted.

While nosing around in this restricted area, I was bitten by a radioactive spider.  As a result, I obtained super human powers and designed this cool looking suit to wear while fighting crime.  I fight crime because…

…with great power comes great responsibility.

I’m just kidding.  I’m the little kid in the picture, and I don’t look like that anymore.